Boyfriend: What do you want for your birthday?
Boyfriend: What do you want for our anniversary?
Boyfriend: What do you want for Halloween?
Me: Horror and/or Supernatural books
Boyfriend: What do you want for Christmas?
Boyfriend: What do you want for Valentine’s Day?
Me: Romantic and/or Erotic books
Me: You know why *wink wink*
Boyfriend: I’m going to buy you a purse.
Me: Can it be big enough to hold two or three hardcover books and a Nook Color?
Boyfriend: Babe, your books are everywhere. You need to give some away.
Me: No, I’m not giving my babies away. Besides you brought me half of them. We need a bigger place and more bookshelves.
Boyfriend: Wow, you’re a easy person to get gifts for.
Me: What can I say? I love books and you.